Yes, you absolute rotter. You`re a mean mean person!
Excuse me?
I said you are scum and you are going to jail forever!
Is that a threat, my friend?
Well I kind of intended it to be.
Very well, my good fellow, you certainly have a right to an opinion.
But, alas, the thing about opinions is that they have a wide field of capabilities, including triggering very extreme reactions.
Is that a threat?
A fact!
I take it then that you aren`t going to just give up quietly?
I don`t give up, former friend. I get even.
You get even what?
You are in no position to play games with me, enemy.
I must warn you that I`m a royal venturex. Trained to be the elite of the Deldronis warriors, and could kill you within five seconds.
Hah! You amuse me, little creature. It`s unfortunate your elimination will destroy that cute sense of humour.
You must understand, when I have the skeptor, I`ll be able to destroy whole planets without blinking an eye. You cannot understand the power I`m on the verge of embracing.
What makes you think you`ll ever get your hands on it?
As we speak, the present holder of the skeptor is being drained of all powers of decision. Before long, the great leader of the Spams will be a quivering vegetable.
The passing of the skeptor will plunge me into a primevil shroud that has existed for millions of years. A shroud so natural in absolite power that the bearer is graced with the power of a thousand suns.
Go on...
If I had the skeptor, I could kill you with a single thought. I could turn your legs into sludge. Your brains into stone. Your face into a big yellow sunflower.
Really.
Oh don`t stop, please continue your steriotype ranting of a villan soon to be defeated but likes to tell the soonafter hero everything that he has done and intends to do so we finally understand what`s been happening.
Huh?
No, you`re just getting into the swing of it. Please, I`m enjoying myself.
Oh, er, right. Well, if I had the skeptor, I`d explode you into a thousand pieces and laugh at you as I repeatedly jumped up and down on them.
I`d twist the little bits into the floor until they where stains on the floor, then I`d pay cleaners to mop you up and drain you off in a mopbucket. I`d use the water to water my daisy garden. And then I`d plant more.
I`d make a nice picket fence around the garden and plant little funny gnomes which would fish in a little pond make of cheap plastic. I`d sit there and enjoy life and grow into a nice big thing, with petals.
Really.
Oh yes. I`d like that. I really really would. I`m so longing for that little green garden. I`d have red flowers, and blue flowers, and lots of crest, all around.
Hmm.
Listen guys, this whole thing has got really silly.
I suggest to you, right now, that I have nothing to do with it. Blame Lee Bamber, he`s sick!
As for the security of Zantis? I don`t think they are in immediate danger. Well, not from a seven foot talking sunflower anyway.
I think dandylions would be nice too. Though not to big, at least not really big. I don`t think mother would approve...
Well I`d say I`ve once again saved this world, and basically reduced the enemy to meaninglessly insignificant members of the vegetable family.
HEY! If you didn`t like this particular quest, don`t blame me. Blame Lee! Rememeber, always blame him, he can take it. I can`t. If there`s one thing I can`t stand, it`s blame...Well, hero`s have to have some flaws!
